Dear Hulu: You Have a Problem

Dear Hulu: I’m intervening because I care. We’ve had some good times together, but if you continue down the road you’re on, you are going to die. What am I talking about? I think you know. I’m talking about your asinine leadership, including such figures as Chase “Diarreah of the Mouth” Carey and Rupert “I Lost $4.3 Billion This Year” Murdoch. These people are not helping you, Hulu. These people are hurting you. Maybe even killing you…